看笑话学英语

Our marketing Class at university was discussing an elevator company...

I asked my wife, where do you want to go for our anniversary? 我问老婆...

Time Is Money 时间就是金钱

A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side...

牧师买了一只电话，并为孩子说明祈祷的理念。

不论他带回哪一个女孩，年轻人发现他母亲都不同意......

Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubl...

Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me ...

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I". 老师：告诉我一个句子，是以"I...

A young man came home from work and found his bride upset. "I’m sorr...

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans...

Teacher: Boys, I have a riddle to ask you. 老师：孩子们，我有一个谜语要问大家。

A man receives a phone call from his doctor.一位男士接到他医生的一通电话。

Son: Dad, what is an idiot? 儿子：爸爸，什么是白痴？

Teacher: Frank, what are the three words which pupils use most often...

Man: I could go to the end of the world for you. 男士：我可以为你走向世界的尽头

这则笑话大家看了会笑吗？好笑的原因是call有两个不同的涵义，一个是招呼，另一个是称呼。

Teacher: Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the ...

Son: Is ink very expensive, father?儿子：爸爸，墨水很贵吗？